I relate to this so strongly I got a little teary-eyed.
Misha Collins and Rob Benedict, Saturday Cabaret, Salute to Supernatural Vancouver 2014
Photography by me
Chuck: *yawns* Oh my Me, what a night. I wonder where I’ve crashed now?
*flap flap flappity flap*
Chuck: Oh, hey, little guy.
Minion: *gasp* Daddy?
Chuck: Uh, well….
Chuck: Well, hey, nice to see you too. Anybody know where I can get some strong coffee-
Minions: Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!!
Minions: Daddy Daddy Daddy Daddy!!!
Chief Minion: Daddy?
Minons: Daddy! Daddy!! Daddy!
Gabriel: This is GABE, reportin’ to you LIVE from tiki’s dinin’ room table. Looks like CHUCK is AMUCK! Did you see Him, Cas?
Cas: Yes, I did, Gabriel.
Gabriel: How did the old man look?
Cas: Violently hung over.
Gabriel: Yep, that’s definitely him!
French Maid Minion: *dust dust dust*
Gabriel: Yeah, dude, and ashes to ashes. BTW, you missed a spot!
Gabriel: So, Almighty Chuck, can you tell them about the Cas’s? They’re your servants, right?
Chuck: Wait, am I supposed to answer questions now? I need more COFFEE.
Gabriel: The ANGELS are your CHILDREN, right?
Chuck: Well, yes. And maybe we could correct a few MISUNDERSTANDINGS, since we’re chatting. I might be ALMIGHTY CHUCK, but I’m actually a pretty MELLOW GUY…
Minions: Hey, guys! It’s DEMON DEAN!
Minions: OoooOOOooOO, Demon Dean!
Gabriel: So, Chuck-
Chuck: Actually, Gabe, will you excuse me for a mo’?
Chuck: So you’re DEMON DEAN, huh?
Dean: Yup, that’s me! Got FIRST BLADE, will be a SEXY DEVIL, hee.
Chuck: So, if you’re goin’ out with my ANGELS, you’re gonna have them home by TEN PM, young man?
Dean: Wellll, I dunno. Me ‘n the angels, sometimes, we get to SINGIN’ KARAOKE…
Chuck: Thou shalt have them HOME BY TEN.
Dean: Ulp. Uh, yessir!
Chuck: All right, have fun!
Dean: Uh, yeah. Yessir. Yessir, Chuck sir.
Chuck: So, as I was explainin’, I’m a pretty MELLOW GUY.
Cas: Hello, Father. May I borrow the CELESTIAL CHARIOT tonight?
Chuck: You gonna put some GAS in it this time?
Gabriel: [whispering] Pssst! Hey, baby bro, best do what Daddy says. He’s a little smitey today.